Chalupa and I saw Zero Dark Thirty together, and although there are plenty of things I could say about the movie, the directing, the performances, the troubling aspects of this part of our history, etc–I would like to comment on the beards.

First, this is how I felt about the beards in general:

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Mmmm, beards.

As soon as the movie was over, I said to Chalupa, “This movie makes me want to scratch your beard with my fingers.”

I mean: look at those beards.

Just look at ’em.

This movie ought to get an award just for the presence of so much awesome facial hair.

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